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Advance Praise for Dead Ex
“Dead Ex is a wicked-smart, scalpel-sharp jewel of a book. Harley Jane Kozak brings an insider’s eye to the denizens lurking in Hollywood, and skewers them with laugh-out-loud results. I loved it!”
—Robert Crais
"Harley Jane Kozak has a voice like no other. Dead Ex is sassy, pert, and a mile-a- minute page turner—filled with dry wit and a tongue-in-cheek look at Hollywood that could only be told by a former actress. I felt I was in the thick of it all and simply couldn't put it down. A seriously not-to-be missed book that stands all on its own. Fabulous!" —Heather Graham, author of The Dead Room
“Harley Jane Kozak’s Dead Ex is a delightful romp through the world of daytime TV. It’s fast, sexy, and genuinely funny. If there’s a more likeable heroine than hers—she composes greeting cards while she’s not solving crimes! — I haven’t found her yet. Don’t miss this story.” —T. Jefferson Parker, author of Storm Runners
Praise for Dating is Murder
“Kozak has a breezy style and delightful wit that leave us with just one question: Where’s book 3?” — Entertainment Weekly
“Wollie … is spot-on perfect, humorous, and poignant enough by turns to win the series new fans and make Kozak a contender in the never-ending quest for the perfect quirky mystery.” — Los Angeles Times Book Review
Praise for Dating Dead Men:
[Kozak’s] literary debut is warm, engaging and deeply funny—and offers more insight and depth than is found in just about any other chick lit offering out there today.”— Washington Post
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One
Men, in my experience, do not like being interrupted during sex by a ringing telephone. I suppose it’s true for women too. It’s true for me, anyhow, which is why I never have a telephone in my bedroom.
In late December, however, I had no bedroom. I was sharing one with a guy named Simon Alexander, along with two cell phones, two answering machines, a landline, computer, TV, radio, surround–sound system, beeper, clock, printer–fax–copier, and smoke alarm, all of which had interfered with romantic moments, although some only when one of us rolled over onto a remote.
There was also a gun, occupying the bedside table. The gun hadn’t interrupted anything yet, but I’d been living there only a couple of weeks.
Simon was an FBI agent.
We were in the thick of things that late Friday afternoon, in a sweaty, muscle–clenching, heart–pounding clinch, when a click from across the room reminded me I’d turned off the ringer on the phone. Simon’s arm tightened around me.
“Wollie,” the answering machine said. “Pick up. Wollie.”
Simon’s grip loosened. It wasn’t a national emergency. Despite his technical sophistication, he preferred an answering machine to voice mail for its screening ability. “Simon, if you’re listening,” the voice said, “I gotta talk to Wollie. Wollie, please be there.”
It was my friend Joey. Despite a masculine name, like mine, Joey, like me, is female. Knowing her as I do, I assumed that under the circumstances she’d want me to ignore her.
“Okay, you’re not there,” she said, her gravelly voice cracking. “I hate to say it to the machine, but you’ll hear it on the news. David’s dead. David Zetrakis. Our David.”
“David?” I extricated myself from Simon’s grasp and crawled to the machine. “Our David?” I said. Too late. The beep indicated that Joey had hung up.
Simon’s hand found my thigh and gave it a squeeze. “You okay?”
“Yeah, I…yes.” But I didn’t move. After a moment I felt a comforter placed over me.
Simon stood. He was six foot five, as tall as anyone need reasonably be who’s not in the NBA, and in great shape, too, which is not unusual in L.A., where gym memberships are as common as car insurance, but still, impressive in a guy approaching fifty. Our relationship, affair, hookup, whatever it was, was new enough that the sight of him naked could still distract me from anything. Even the death of an old boyfriend.
“Someone close to you?” He was checking one of his cell phones for messages.
“Very close. Once upon a time.” I picked up my own cell phone to call Joey.
Simon bent down, grabbed a handful of hair, and kissed my shoulder. “Later, beautiful girl,” he said. Then he retreated to the bathroom. Still naked.
“Joey,” I said to her answering machine. “That’s…so sad. Are you okay?”
David had been an old boyfriend of mine, but he’d been Joey’s too, longer and more seriously. When she picked up the phone halfway through my message, she didn’t bother talking. She cried. Joey Rafferty Horowitz was a fairly tough cookie, so hearing her cry, while not a complete novelty, was alarming. Eventually I asked what had happened to David.
“He had cancer,” she said. “Pancreatic. Horrible. Untreatable.”
I searched for something to say that wasn’t a cliche, but gave up. “God, that’s awful. I didn’t even know he was sick.” I design greeting cards, so you’d expect better from me, but when it comes to death, I’m an amateur like everyone else. “And so young,” I added.
“Fifty–one,” Joey said, blowing her nose. “It’s a measure of how old we’re getting that fifty–one seems young.”
“Did he die in the hospital?”
“At home,” she said. “Toluca Lake.”
I wrapped the comforter around myself, cold suddenly, and walked to the window. Simon lived in a penthouse on Wilshire Boulevard, a stark, masculine, tall–ceilinged condo with oversized windows washed by a cleaning lady on the inside and a professional crew on the outside. The view went all the way to the ocean. Toluca Lake was to the northeast, over mountains, so it wasn't like I could see David’s house, but maybe his spirit hovered above the Pacific.
“When did you last see David?” I asked, but Joey had put me on hold.
I watched the sun set. It was that week between Christmas and New Year’s, a time to calculate end–of–year quarterly taxes and polish off gingerbread men and eggnog while making resolutions about sugar, carbs, and alcohol. The L.A. sky faded until the smog was indistinguishable from the sea. I heard the shower in the bathroom and considered joining Simon; he showered unarmed, so it was one place I could safely ambush him.
A click indicated that Joey was back on the line, but she didn’t speak.
“Joey?” I said.
“I’m just …scared. Wollie, would you still be my friend if…”
“Yes. If what?”
“If…never mind. Are you going to Rex and Tricia’s cocktail thing tonight?”
“I have to. You’ll be there, right?” I waited, then said, ”Joey, what is it?”
“God, I’m making such a mess of my life.” She sounded drunk.
“Honey,” I said, “David died of cancer. It’s not your fault.”
“I didn’t say he died of cancer,” she said. “He was sick with cancer. What he died of was a gunshot wound to the head.”
Two
Gunshot wound to the head.
Cop jargon came naturally to Joey, as half her family was in law enforcement and she herself had saved up for college by working in a morgue, but wouldn’t “He committed suicide” have done the job as well? Now I’d picture David’s face blown away when I thought of him. That it was anything but suicide—murder, for example—entered my mind and exited just as quickly. Who’d kill a terminally ill soap opera producer?
Suicide, though. What a sorrowful end. And why was Joey acting so strangely? Sad I understood, but…scared? Joey didn’t scare easily; nor was she prone to despair. I was about to call her back when Simon emerged from his walk–in closet.
Simon clothed was nearly as compelling as Simon naked. He didn’t dress like the FBI agents on TV; he dressed like he was off to the Polo Lounge. Tonight it was bark–colored pants and a burgundy shirt, suitable for the cocktail party I was going to, only he wasn’t going to the cocktail party. I had no idea where he was going. “Work,” he’d said, which could mean anything from a stakeout to a Lakers game. It was the second time that day he’d gone to “work.”
I lay on the bed and watched him buckle his belt. “Is suicide a crime?” I asked.
“Is that what your friend did?”
“Apparently. Could you find out the details?”
He glanced at me. His eyes were glacier blue, an arresting color. “Why?”
“I don’t know. I just…Joey’s taking it really hard, and—”
“No.”
“What do you mean, no?”
“I mean that if it’s not FBI business, there’s no reason for the cops to let me in on it, and if it is FBI business, I can’t discuss it with you.” He began to knot his tie.
I reached over to him, snagging my finger through a belt loop, pulling him close. He didn’t resist. “What’s the point of sleeping with Feds,” I said, “if I can’t get inside information?”
“How many Feds are you sleeping with?”
“Within your division or nationwide?”
He took my face in his hands and covered my mouth with his, cutting off my air supply. I didn’t resist. When he straightened up, letting go of me, I reached forward, grabbed him around the waist, and fell backward, pulling him onto the bed with me. I’m not an athletic person, so I must’ve had the element of surprise on my side.
What we did next is the sort of thing you might not expect of a girl who’s just been given the worst sort of news about someone, but as my Uncle Theo says, we grieve in mysterious ways. When we were done doing the thing we did, Simon had to do the other things all over, the shower, the fresh clothes…the game face. Work.
Simon was at the point in his career where field agents turn into supervising agents, but he liked being a field agent, on the street, with a new operation every few months. Unlike me, who dreamed of a desk job. Not that I was in the FBI, although I had worked for them, for five minutes. I’d worked for nearly everyone for five minutes. In between designing greeting cards.
Life occurs to me in line drawings. Some people hear voices—my brother, P.B., for instance, when not taking his meds—and I do too, sporadically, but mostly I see things. Stuck in freeway traffic, the car in front of me becomes a picture with a caption: Volkswagens on Valium. It’s not something I work at. The work is giving the image a context and getting it on paper, but that's more fun than drudgery. I had a line of alternative greeting cards called Good Golly, Miss Wollie, and while this paid the rent, I also needed food, gas, and the occasional pair of shoes. Thus, I augmented my income in a variety of ways, some stranger than others. At the moment I was on t...
著者について
HARLEY JANE KOZAK is an actor who appeared in the movies Parenthood, The Favor, and Arachnophobia and has also acted on the soap opera The Guiding Light. Her first novel, Dating Dead Men, won the Agatha, Anthony, and Macavity awards. She lives in Topanga Canyon, California.
